Happy Holidays Everyone, (and Marry Christmas), does that seem right? Or should I stick with Marry Christmas and say fuck off to all the other holidays that fall between Thanksgiving and New Years. I mean who the fuck cares about Boxing Day (December 26), Festivus (December 23), Hanukkah (26 Kislev – 2/3 Tevet almost always in December), and Kwanzaa (26 December – 1 January), the Christians only care about the one big day Christmas (December 25). Is that how we are supposed to think? What really gets me, are the people that support or efforts in Iraqi, but say its not the Holiday Season, its Christmas. Now that’s just plain hypocritical. We loose troops in Iraqi everyday so that those people have the same rights that we do. But here in the states we say fuck their ideas on God and Religion, it’s fucking Christmas…..That is just fucked up. Come on people we are not the only ones in the world, there are others, and so the fuck what if all the stores are just selling Christmas things, that doesn’t mean that there is not some Jewish kid looking for some Jewish things to buy. Come on people we need to learn to live together, this is the Holiday Season, no matter how you look at it, and yes to the Christians its Christmas, but to others it’s not.

In other news I pissed on my pants yesterday. Noticed I said “pissed on my pants”, Ok so here is what happen. I was sitting on the toilet taking a crap, minding my own business, on the second floor of the library where no one goes. You know how every time you crap you have to piss. Well the same thing happen to me yesterday, except some of some piss got stuck in the tube. I know its weird and I may be the only one that this happens to, or maybe it was just how I was sitting. Anyway, so when I went to reach around and wipe, the piss shot out, I mean like a stream shot out. This was not good. The area in which the piss landed was the back of my pants. Ok this was not good either because now if someone would look at my ass, it looked as though my ass crack had sweated. How disgusting is that. As I said I believe it was just the way I was sitting, I was kind of leaned forward. Another factor is it was cold, so maybe the shrinkage caused this. I don’t know, whatever it was that was the first time that had ever happen.

Happy Holidays
Nathan

Hello again, how is everyone…..good I hope!! So anyway I want to bitch about our schedule posting times. In about 48 hours the new week starts. But there is still no new schedule. Ok, I remember about a year ago when the schedule was posted the Wednesday of every week, now that has gotten pushed back to Thursday, then Friday, and now this week Saturday. I mean come on would it not be nice to have some what of an advance on you schedule, especially since this coming week is a week in which we have a holiday. Maybe some people would like to plan events around their schedules, but that can’t be done because the schedules have not been put up yet. Anyway, I’m done bitching about that…………um well looks like I don’t have that much more to say, so I’m going to leave it at that.

Well as you can tell my Netflix is empty, the reason for this is because I realized that that $20 a month was not doing me much good. Also Christmas time is coming up and now I have an extra person to buy something special for. What should I get, well hopefully if my parents get their check before Christmas, I can get he something very very nice. Cross you fingers. Anyway, Ameri-tel is just not paying enough anymore. I mean with gas being $2.70 and me living so far from town it coasts a lot. So I have made up my mind and I’m going to get my resume done.
Ok enough about money issues, lets talk about….OMG I have a sneeze stuck……O Shit!!!!!!!! God damn that sucked…don’t you hate that. Ok well anyway I wanted to talk about how much I hate myspace.com This is something that has risen inside me for a few weeks now. I know you may be wondering “why then is TheMorningWood.org on myspace?” Well to answer you question, we are on myspace because Jeremy made the account, and Jeremy keeps it up. I HATE MYSPACE.COM These blogs or whatever the hell they are have got to be the worst things I have ever seen. They are ugly and annoying as hell to get around. Please for the love of god let someone anyone invent something that will kick myspace in the ass. Hell I could be friendster of all I care, or maybe we can get all the facebook addicts to join and make a public facebook for anyone. At least facebook as a simple interface.

Top 5 Reasons I Hate myspce
1. Ugly
2. Not user friendly
3. Ads everywhere
4. Must sign in to do most things, I.E. look at profile
5. Did I mention its Ugly

Well it started early this morning with class, and a test. That wasn’t so bad, I think I did good. Anyway, after class it was off to work. I was hoping my torrents would be done by the time I got back today. Well they were done but guess what, someone had deleted them off my shared drive. So I decided to password protect the drive. This consisted of encrypting it and putting a really good password on it. What fun that was, I just love it when I get to learn something new. So anyway, that’s done now and all I have to do is wait for the torrents. We were talking about getting some people together and going to B-ham to Sloss Fright Furnace. Sounds fun but I really don’t think Lauren will go for it. O well, I’m headed home.

Later all
Nathan

Well here is a some what finished version of my new blog. I hope to have more stuff on the sides, but its hard work. Anyway, I think I’m going to make this into a podcast as well. Since this is part of The Morning Wood [Dot] Org

So today was just a great day, I woke up late, had a terrible test in Cal B, then came to work to find that my computer had be messed with. The so called computer programmer came over and deleted a bunch of my programs. Noticed I didn’t say uninstalled them, cause that’s not what he did, he just went to the program files and deleted them. So its another long day, hey I have Astronomy home work to do, I better get on that tonight.

Later All
Nathan