I was thinking the other day about all the clocks I rely on. I have only 1 that doesn’t automatically update its self. My phone, computer, and alarm clock, all update them selfs. So then I started to think about what if the clocks got together and decided to deceive us. What if they decided to change the time all by themselves. It would totally fuck shit up. Just think about what would happen to you if you were say 2 hours late, the whole day. Now think about all the computers we rely on, and how they all rely on clocks. What if all those clocks fucked up also. I am telling you, if clocks ever get smart, we my as well call it a day and kill ourselves, because if we don’t hell we will have to pay.

This seems like a good idea. But as the story points out, in a few thousand years, someone will run across this crypt and open it. As I read the story, I wondered if there was any soft core porn included. I mean like pictures of naked bodies. It seems like forgetting that small detail says that you expect humans to look the same. I think good detailed pictures of the naked body would be a great research tool for our fellow humans. What about preserving a male and female? I think if you are going to do something like a Crypt for the future, you shouldn’t expect anything from the future. You can be certain that evolution will change the way humans bodies look and work. So why not have some porn, and hell even through in some preserved bodies. It seems to me there is no better way to study the past than studying organisms came from the past.

Here you go, a best of what on the interweb on this Wensday June 7th 2006

• Fucking whinny gameers
• We could get some good pics out of this little collision.
• Google I don’t think bringing this to a mac and selling CSI is going to save you.
• Damn I wish I would remember this.
• See even OSX users want to be like Windows users!
• Looks like I will only be around till 2048, as I am scheduled to die at age 63
• Now if these would only leap tall buildings in a single bound.
• What the hell?
• Lets start the stalking of online social sites.