Alright, I know its Monday and usually I do a Best of the Interweb, but really today is kind of like a Holiday. As far as news goes, there wasn’t much that excited me. So I figured I would give you all a run down of the new Superman movie.

To me the movie was “alright” I would give it 1 thumb up, and one thumb side wise. I am not a big comic book person, and really I don’t get superman physics. They are all screwed up. Here are a few things I didn’t like about the movie..

• How does no one notice Clark Kent looks exactly like superman. At one point in the movie Clark was standing next to a TV that was showing a picture of Superman, and no body noticed they look identical.
• Clark just disappears about half-way through the movie, and no one even notices.
• Superman physics are all fucked up…I don’t know how else to explain it.
• The movie was rated PG-13 which is great, but in one part a man says “Holy S***” but as you can tell he didn’t say “shit”, 5 seconds later a bad guy is shooting at cops. I mean really, if you going to shoot at cops at least let the cops say “Holy Shit”.

Those are just a few of my problems with Superman. But hey don’t let me spoil the movie for you, just because I thought it was just OK doesn’t mean you are going to hate it. I would recommend seeing it in Digital. The special effects are awesome, and if you can see it in digital, I believe that it make the movie better.

P.S.

Brodie: It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Brodie I hate to tell you this, but man Lois apparently can take a cum shot to the uterus and live.