Boring!!  I would skip it if giving the chance.

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I like this movie simply because it was a shoot’em up.  I like these types of action films.  Grab the DVD you won’t hate it.

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Awesome, watch the first one before seeing this one.

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Holy crap, it’s been like a month since I have seen this movie.  I’m such a lazy blogger.  I really liked the movie.  It was action packed as well as fairly funny.  If  you want to see it, I believe it’s still playing in the dollar theaters around Huntsville.

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It was a Friday afternoon, and I was sitting at work wondering what my night was going to bring.  Was Jason going to come out and try to kill me since it was Friday the 13th?  Or was I going to go to the shop and hang out all night.  Turns out neither happen.  What did happen was Tandy giving me a call and asking me to go see The Expendables.  I convinced her after seeing The Expendables we would go see Scott Pilgram. This is exactly what we did, well with a visit to Waffle House baked in the middle.

The Expendables looked ridiculous from the first time I saw a preview.  But also from the preview I knew it was a movie I had to see.  With Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Steve Austin, and Terry Crews how could I not see the movie.  Yep all those action stars in one movie.  Can you believe it?  So many action starts how could this movie be bad?

The movie wasn’t so far as bad, as it was just ridiculous.  It was a mid 90′s action film.  You know the ones with tons of killing, helicopters exploding and a plot that came from the back of a cereal box.  That was exactly what this movie was.  There were some great comedic lines, don’t get me wrong, but really the movie was kill kill kill, take short  break, kill kill kill.  I still liked the movie, but only because I love Mid 90′s action films.

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P.S. Sadly no Steven Seagal