Wife got this for a wedding gift and already has one. NEW NEVER USED. Make offer.

This is one of those with detachable heads and things.  I just thought it was funny that its an “extra”.  You know its like getting an extra toaster.

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LOL…haven’t been to the site but man its a funny ad.

I have a large stack of adult ( all male) magazines if anyone (over 21) would like to have them. I need to get rid of stuff while my wife is away. If interested , you can have these Free just come over today and get them.
I gave some away several months ago and tried to give this large stack away recently but no one every showed up for them.

Kind of weird for a guy to give all his male adult mags away while is wife is out of town, don’t you think.

Hello dear,

Accept greeting and God’s richest blessings from this end.thanks for getting back to me in regards to my advert.my baby is a cute and adorable capuchin baby monkey.she have been treated with nothing but LOVE and will only go to a good home. she is diaper trained and leash trained and is very loving and wears clothes and likes to play around and watch TV and take snaps with you. she is friendly and have docile temperament. precious is up to date on all her shots and are very healthy and have no skin diseases nor eye problems.She sleeps with us at night. She will be coming with a LARGE custom made wardrobe including 15 diaper covers, 15 short sleeved shirts, 12 long sleeve shirts,Six pairs of overalls, 15 pairs of shorts,2 sweatshirts, Halloween costume, Christmas outfit, 12 pairs of pants including jeans and dress pants, ect…….she is vet checked,DNA test and will come along side all vet and health papers and a

6 month health guarantee.i am actually giving her out because her brother died due to the harsh climatic condition here in Cameroon where i recently relocated due to an H.I.V/AIDS seminar that will last for six months.and being God fearing as i am will not want to see baby precious died in that same manner.so i am giving her to a home where she will be love and well taken care of.so if ready and very interested in getting her,do get back for pics.i will like to know a little bit of information from you,

Have you ever had a monkey before????

Do you have kids?????????

Will you provide a loving and caring to her??????

Are you from a Christian home/background????????

how soon do you need her??????????

were are you located??????????????

are you a breeder?????????????.

thanks and God bless you abundantly for your efforts

regards

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