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Standing in line at McDonald’s today the girl in front of me ordered a regular cheese burger.  To which the McDonald’s Employee said it was cheaper to get a double cheese burger as a double is99 cents where as regular cheese burger is $1.09.   WTF!  They the hell would a regular cost more than a double.  I know a few years ago they added the double to the 99 cent menu, but still, it costs less to make a single doesn’t it?  I mean really, what the hell.

Then I ordered food, and after the employee told me the food would be right out, I asked for my drink.  He replied I can’t give you your drink until food is ready, because you might walk off, Its a new rule.  Where the hell I am going to go, I just paid money for food, why would I walk off.  I am going to take my drink and run?  So what if I did, you already got paid for the food, why the hell does it matter if I take my drink or not.

Then after finally getting my damn food and drink, I went to get ketchup  only to find out they have removed the ketchup dispensers.  I had to go ask the damn drink Nozi for ketchup.  What the hell is wrong with McDonald’s these days.  I have been craving there fries for days now, and instead I get to put up with crazy new rules.  What has this world come too?

“Give me a double cheese burger with onions, not the fake ones, I want the real onions.” – Random Dude
“um….ok sir” – McDonalds Employee shaking her head in disbelief

Is it just me or does asking for anything real at McDonalds make you seem rather crazy?