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Best of Craigslist Posts
by Nathan on Nov.12, 2007, under Uncategorized
“Finally, about your career. Honestly, it really isn’t much of one. You live in the Bay. There are enough gay men around here to design and decorate every doghouse, outhouse, whorehouse, and courthouse for 700 miles.” – Rant: To the 23 year old girl I met at the bar
“My new guy isn’t a 23-year-old premature ejaculator” – Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms (5) and bottle of wine
“Seriously, his dogs are named “Boots” and “Boots’ Friend”.” – Dear Boyfriend: I Love You, Please Don’t Murder Me In My Sleep
“left handed vintage air guitar for free all thats needed is new strings and a good dusting.” – air guitar
“I’m almost certainly too old for you, but I think I could still have a meaningful relationship with your boobs.” – To the girl who flashed me while I was driving
“The cat is mean. He will lead you down a path to destruction. He likes to tear around the house winding you up. He does this knowingly and intentionally. When you chase him, I will only yell at you for careening into walls and furniture. He knows this. Quit falling for it.” – Noe to the dogs
“We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie”- lvl 8 ogre mage seeking queen
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My name is Nathan Warner. I am a system administrator in Huntsville Al, member of Makers Local 256 and a semi-active Geocacher. Huntsville isn't the best city to have fun, so a lot of the time I make it fun. I helped start Makers Local and right now am working on @HSVsh a scavenger hunt in Huntsville. All of my contact info is at the bottom of the page. Thanks for stopping by! GeoCaching Stats
November 13th, 2007 on 12:22 pm
These are just hilarious……thanks as always for your posts that make me laugh and thus make me feel better about the fact that my life sucks…LoL