The Walk to 2600!
by Nathan on Apr.10, 2006, under Uncategorized
“If you eat the head of an ant everyday, mosquitoes will not bite”
I know what you are thinking, I was thinking the same thing, but luckily I wasn’t the only one who herd it. This made me feel really good, because for a moment I thought my brain was going to explode. Why you ask, because that statement was the stupidest thing I had ever herd, and I thought for a second that I was the only one who herd it. But I wasn’t and that alone makes me feel better as a person. This crazy statement was the first in three bizarre instances I saw and herd in the 10 seconds it took for me to walk from the front door of the mall to the food court. The second crazy thing I saw was 1 young woman, no more that 15 years of age, carrying two, yes count them two, cell phones in her back pocket. Oh yea and her man was grabbing her ass, but that is beside the point. Do we really need to stay connected that much, that you must carry two cell phones. I mean for real. The last crazy instance, was just a woman walking like a gorilla in the mall. Thats it just walking alone acting like a gorilla. All of these were almost to much to handle in less than 10 sec.


April 10th, 2006 on 6:05 pm
That saying reminds me of what Lewis Black said what he thought was the stupidest thing in the world – “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in College.”