by Nathan on Dec.06, 2005
Happy Holidays Everyone, (and Marry Christmas), does that seem right? Or should I stick with Marry Christmas and say fuck off to all the other holidays that fall between Thanksgiving and New Years. I mean who the fuck cares about Boxing Day (December 26), Festivus (December 23), Hanukkah (26 Kislev – 2/3 Tevet almost always in December), and Kwanzaa (26 December – 1 January), the Christians only care about the one big day Christmas (December 25). Is that how we are supposed to think? What really gets me, are the people that support or efforts in Iraqi, but say its not the Holiday Season, its Christmas. Now that’s just plain hypocritical. We loose troops in Iraqi everyday so that those people have the same rights that we do. But here in the states we say fuck their ideas on God and Religion, it’s fucking Christmas…..That is just fucked up. Come on people we are not the only ones in the world, there are others, and so the fuck what if all the stores are just selling Christmas things, that doesn’t mean that there is not some Jewish kid looking for some Jewish things to buy. Come on people we need to learn to live together, this is the Holiday Season, no matter how you look at it, and yes to the Christians its Christmas, but to others it’s not.
In other news I pissed on my pants yesterday. Noticed I said “pissed on my pants”, Ok so here is what happen. I was sitting on the toilet taking a crap, minding my own business, on the second floor of the library where no one goes. You know how every time you crap you have to piss. Well the same thing happen to me yesterday, except some of some piss got stuck in the tube. I know its weird and I may be the only one that this happens to, or maybe it was just how I was sitting. Anyway, so when I went to reach around and wipe, the piss shot out, I mean like a stream shot out. This was not good. The area in which the piss landed was the back of my pants. Ok this was not good either because now if someone would look at my ass, it looked as though my ass crack had sweated. How disgusting is that. As I said I believe it was just the way I was sitting, I was kind of leaned forward. Another factor is it was cold, so maybe the shrinkage caused this. I don’t know, whatever it was that was the first time that had ever happen.